Old Spice Guy + FEMINIST HULK + Judith Butler
| Old Spice Guy: |
"Hello, FEMINIST HULK. I observe that you are using lady-scented body wash." |
| Feminist Hulk: |
"HULK FIND LAVENDER FRAGRANCE RELAXING AFTER DAY OF SMASH." |
| Old Spice Guy: |
"Wouldn't you like to smell like me?" |
| Feminist Hulk: |
"HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH GENDER BINARY OF PERFORMATIVE SHOWERING." |
| Old Spice Guy: |
"Your tiny purple shorts hanging on the towel rack now hold tickets to the Sleater-Kinney reunion concert. And diamonds." |
| Feminist Hulk: |
"HULK ENJOY CORIN TUCKER'S REJECTION OF TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES AND CONSUMERISM. BUT DIAMONDS MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH HEGEMONY OF POST-COLONIAL OPPRESSION. ALSO, STILL PREFER TO SMELL LIKE FIELD OF FLOWERS." |
| Old Spice Guy: |
"You puzzle me, Feminist Hulk. Your wish to use lady-scented body wash, even whilst smelling the intoxicating scent of my Old Spice, is unparalleled in my experience. " |
| Judith Butler: |
"Feminist Hulk makes a good critique, Old Spice Man. Your discourse is being circumscribed by a learned sex/gender distinction. Please pass me the loofah." |
| Old Spice Guy: |
"Hello, Judith Butler. Allow me to scrub your back. So you and Feminist Hulk are saying that my devotion to Old Spice body wash might be part of a larger regulative discourse to maintain an essential ontological gender?" |
| Judith Butler: |
"That's correct, Old Spice Man." |
| Feminist Hulk: |
"HULK SMASH EPISTEMOLOGICAL FRAMEWORKS, WHILE SMELLING LIKE SPRING GARDEN." |
| Old Spice Guy: |
"I understand. Allow me to bake you a cake, Feminist Hulk and Judith Butler, while we discuss intersectionality and the beauty of giant green muscles." |
| Judith Butler: |
"Congratulations on making a break with compulsory heterosexuality, Old Spice Man." |
| Femist Hulk: |
"HULK IS VERY HAPPY TO SHARE TEARS OF JOY AND ORGANIC WHOLE WHEAT PASTRY FLOUR WITH OLD SPICE MAN AND JUDITH BUTLER." |
| Old Spice Guy: |
"I'm on a unicorn." |
7:15 pm • 28 September 2012 • 4,378 notes