Anonymous asked: Sunday Stories with Speegz!
last night i was at dinner with my family and my grandmother got really drunk
so i drove her home
and on the way back we sang really loudly to oldies hits on the radio
my grandmother has bright red hair, a new york accent, is absurdly racist/homophobic, and was wearing an electric blue pantsuit
so it was me and my inebriated grandmother speeding through orange county at 11 pm screaming out the words to September by Earth,Wind and Fire.
that’s not a very exciting story but it was a funny time
also this morning when i was getting off the train i hit my head and all the old ladies gasped and laughed and asked if i was alright and it was very embarassing